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Spy Dames

by | 1st, November 2005

‘PETER Ustinov used to speak about the time he was approached to be a spy. He met the spymaster at a Tube station. The spook took one look at Ustinov and declared that he had too memorable a face. The ideal spy is as forgettable as blancmange.

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Being a spy is not for the vain. Do your work well and no-one other than your boss will ever notice. Do it too well and chances are you’ll never leave that job as a filing clerk in some unglamorous munitions factory or embassy.

The gap between what a spy does and how he’s portrayed in film is huge. Especially so if you get your dose of espionage from the Spooks TV series.

But people will believe what they see. And if the actors are good looking, the work exciting and the set shiny, viewers will believe it all the more.

There is a blurring between fact and fiction. So when two female characters on the show are violently offed, women are deterred from joining MI5.

To combat this, the Security Service is advertising in She and Cosmopolitan magazines. In between articles such as “Has a man ever gone ahead with sex, even though you said no?” (Cosmo) and “It is about that time of the year to wear white again” (She), women are being seduced into the world of espionage.

“We want to attract more females but the spooks programme may be having a bad effect because of the way some of the female characters have been killed off,” says a spokesman for the Security Service.

And it has been grim. In series one, a female trainee had her head plunged into a

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