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Here’s a look at how were all going to die horribly last week…
Monday
OUR TOXIC TWIN Will this weeks mission to Venus help Mankind prevent the Earth from becoming a similar hellish inferno of acid clouds and 200mph winds?
Epidemic of liver disease in binge-drinking girls
Safer cigarettes still killers, warn experts – British American Tobacco is developing a cigarette which, the company claims, would be less harmful then than normal fags
Tuesday
Open door to MRSA Survey finds fewer than half of patients admitted to hospital are screened for the superbug
Welly dangerous Or how boots, cardigans, waste bins and pelmets have all put the unwary in hospital Survey says Wellington boots are a major cause of accidents in and around the home
The bird flu attack Magnified 100,000 times, how the killer bug rampages through a human lung
Wednesday
Teenager killed by his lip piecing
Pub jobs for nurses frozen out by NHS newly qualified nurses unable to get jobs in the NHS are working in pubs
Thursday
The silent sex disease blighting 1 in 10 lives one in ten of us is infected with Chlamydia
Friday
Cannabis use trebles the chance of schizophrenia
Sleeping pills may be doing you harm Study finds older patients suffer side-effects, including dizziness, loss of balance and disorientation
Feeling lonely? Its all in your genes Researchers say much of our ability to feel lonely is inherited’
Posted: 12th, November 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
