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In The Bag

by | 22nd, November 2005

‘HEAR that? That’s the collective sigh of a hundred shops girls exhaling with relief at the news that Coleen McLoughlin is still dating mega-rich footballer Wayne Rooney.

‘Is a kitchen a kind of shop?’

Had Coleen dumped the footballer – who spent that clandestine six minutes with “sexy” Emily Fountain – a swathe of Britain could have been forced into recession.

But the Sun has a shot to prove that Wayne and Coleen remain an item. And another shot of the aforesaid Emily shielding her naked breasts from prying eyes.

“Emily’s always up for a laugh,” says a pal of the girl who attracted Wayne’s attention, “she’s always the life and soul of the party and is brilliant fun to be around.”

Sadly, thanks to a minder placing a cloth over a CCTV camera (see Anorak’s “Rooney With A View”), we don’t know how much fun. So we’ll have to take the unnamed pal’s word for it.

And instead hear what Coleen has to say about the matter. Approached by reporters and snappers, Coleen “blew her top”. She called one reporter a “sh**bag” and another a “paedophile”.

Why she did this, we are uncertain. Perhaps she was just letting off steam. Perhaps she was trying to show Wayne that whatever the situation, whatever happens to them, they talk the same kind of language…’



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