Face Ache

‘SAY what you like about Coronation Street’s Sally Lindsay… Go on, say what you like. No, not you, Her Poshness, Victoria Beckham.

The Sun says that Lindsay has launched an “astonishing assault” on multi-talented Vicky.

In an interview with gay magazine Attitude, the woman who plays “cuddly” unlucky-in-love barmaid Shelley Unwin, gnaws on Posh’s bones.

“Posh is a funny old bird,” says Sally. I saw her live and she looks like a fly on hind legs. I do feel a bit sorry for her but why does she have the pull that awful face all the time.”

We could jump in at this juncture to say that that IS Posh’s face and to tell you that Sally claims “I’m not a fan” – but both points are too obvious to mention, so we allow Sally to go on with the tirade.

“She looks like she’s had a stroke,” says Sally. “I always thought it was nice to smile in a photo.”

Cue a shot of generous-figured Sally smiling her best teeth-and-talents grin for the camera. As the Sun says, judging from that picture, Sally’s “leaving herself open to a savage comeback”.

And – boy – does the Sun ever want one. “And come on, Posh,” it goads, “it’s your turn to have a go.”

Sally can take it – even if she is a very soft target…’

Posted: 2nd, February 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink