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False Idols

by | 9th, February 2006

‘IF you could steal anything, what would you take? Of course you are a law abiding cove. But stretch your mind, mentally pull a stocking over your head and think like a villain.

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And think big. As the Mirror reports on its front page, thieves are plotting to steal landmarks.

Yes, that’s right, landmarks. And if you want to know how the crooks are going to do it, the Mirror illustrates how the capers may play out.

Readers are shown how villains could get away with a Trafalgar Square lion (strapped atop a getaway Mini), Liverpool’s Liver bird (tied to a thief’s back), the Angel of the North (airlifted by chopper) and – get his – Nelson’s Column (pushed into the back of white van).

Fanciful as this is, it is a story based on

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