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A Healthy Relationship

by | 21st, February 2006

‘TOM Cruise and Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. The Cruise-Holmes. The Holmes-Cruises. When it comes to Hollywood couples, the billing is so important.

‘Tom. Tom. Anyone seen Tom?’

That’s just one of the many things Tom and Katie, Katie and Tom, and so forth and so on, need to sort out.

One other thing is what Katie does in Tom’s presence. Just listen to what the Enquire says about their living arrangements.

“How much more can Tom take?” asks the Enquirer. The magazine takes a peep through the keyhole at Tom and Katie’s (etc.) love nest and spots food wrappers, magazines and Cocoa Puffs.

That’s right. Cereal. Chocolate cereal. The Enquirer says Katie eats Cocoa Puffs in front of Tom’s children Isabella, 13, and Connor, 11.

Says a source: “Katie seems to be testing the boundaries of Tom’s patience. I guess the million dollar question is how far she can push him.”

Cocoa Puffs could be the chocolate-coated, rice-encrusted edge of a very thick wedge that will drive them apart.

Tom is, apparently, health conscious and “insists” Katie eats lean meat and vegetables. But she’s eating Cocoa Puffs. And – get this – she’s also partial to a Hershey bar.

Not that Tom knows. The story goes that Katie smuggles confectionary into chez Cruise – like any girl smuggling smokes into the family home past her overbearing dad.

And what can be healthier in a relationship than that?’



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