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Singer For His Supper

by | 23rd, February 2006

‘THEY say you eat first with your eyes. Food has to look good to taste good.

Couldn’t you just gobble him up

Mindful of that we turn to the Star and hear cannibal killer Armin Meiwes say: “I only eat beautiful people.”

German-born Meiwes is facing a retrial in Frankfurt for killing and then eating a man he met on the Internet.

In 2004, “evil” and “hungry” Meiwes was sentenced to eight-and-a-half years choky for the manslaughter of one Bernd Brandes. The pair had met on the Internet and after the usual chit-chat they met up for a dinner date – in which Brandes agreed to be dinner.

Apparently, Brandes agreed to have his penis chopped off before they both tried to eat it. (How those Germans love their sausages.)

And with Brandes been and digested, Meiwes has now drawn up a menu of people he’d like to eat. And top of the list is…Robbie Williams.

Jail sure has given Meiwes a healthy appetite, because Robbie is only the appetiser. After the singer has been devoured, Meiwes wants to tuck into Liam Gallagher, Barry Manilow and Hugh Grant (a man not averse to being gobbled by strangers).

No mention is made of recipes (ideas to the usual address). But with a diet rich in meat, we urge Meiwes to take care and balance his diet with fruit – like Apple Paltrow-Martin, Peaches Geldof and Halle Berry…’



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