Kat & The Cream

‘THERE was a time when the only thing brighter than Jessie Wallace’s future was her complexion. It was positively day-glo orange.

Now we see the tangerine-styled star in the Sun and read the news that the woman who in 2002 strutted off with the award for Sexiest Woman in Soap has been “’BETRAYED’ OVER SEX SECRETS”.

News is that it’s not only soap watchers and TV gawpers monged out on prescription medication who find the harridan of EastEnders irresistible, but her co-stars, too.

According to Bruce Ettridge, billed as one of Wallace’s “closest pals”, the actress slept with Perry Fenwick, who plays EastEnders’ loser-at-large Billy Mitchell.

Ettridge says Wallace told him: “The only time we did it was on the hall floor and that didn’t last long.”

And then there’s Joel Beckett, who plays the show’s Jake Moon. Of his performance, Wallace is alleged to have said: “He was a good f*** but not ugly enough for me. He was a w***er.”

And the story has left Wallace “devastated”. As a source close to the star tells the Sun: “She phoned the men affected to explain her side of the story. But they are all great mates of hers and they knew not to believe a word of it.”

Of course not. And, in any case, it won’t happen again – Wallace left the soap last Christmas. The men of Walford can relax and stand easy.’

Posted: 27th, February 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink