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Little Girl Lost

by | 19th, April 2006

‘RACHEL Weisz, Brooke Shields and Gwen Stefani are all pregnant. Not that you’d notice, because looming large over all of them like some gigantic spaceship is Katie Holmes.

Cruise and his girl

What’s going on inside Katie has been the subject of no little speculation. Not since Quasimodo took his hump to Hollywood has a bump caused so much wonder, horror and revulsion.

And now we read that Katie is in tears. The Enquirer says that Katie has been unsure about where to have the baby, the grand piano or whatever it is that’s causing her stomach to swell so gigantically.

Should she have it in a hospital, as is traditional, close to medical experts and emergency wards? Or should she do as Tom Cruise wants and have the baby at home, close to the cooker, where Tom may like to fricassee the placenta?

Helping her make up her mind is Tom’s mum, Mary. And exchanges between Katie and her future mother-in-law have reduced the actress to tears.

A source says that Mary’s insistence that Katie

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