Oldest Swingers In Town

“CONSIDER life insurance.”

It’s good advice. For anyone thinking of dying, life insurance is a neat way of ensuring your survivors have enough money to bury you in something other than a coffin made from egg boxes.

The “Dad Pack”, a set of advice cards produced by the Department for Education, offers some terrific tips on parenting.

“The Playground,” says one card. “There’s no place like it, for exploring, swinging and meeting people. Great for both of you.”

While dads shower, put on their best underwear and get ready to swing, the Mail hears some the other advice: “Don’t have an affair.”

Curses! Never mind. There’s always the slide…

Posted: 14th, June 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink