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Cameron’s Going Grey

by | 24th, October 2006

ISN’T there something risky about spending too much time wooing the grey vote?

We live longer than ever before, but the elderly are closer to the end than the beginning and cannot be relied upon to be around at voting time, much less to remember what issues they are voting on.

If the Tories really want to be re-elected, David Cameron should tour the country’s nursing homes dressed as Winston Churchill.

His team of young Conservatives may care to dress up as World War II wrens and deliver piping hot dinners with a cheery “LOOK OUT IN THE BLACKOUT! vote for Winston.”

But for now Dave is thinking about what to do with the aged and how to get them to vote for him.

As the Times reports, Dave’s been addressing a conference at Age Concern. “We must think in a new way about housing design and urban planning. Housing in Britain never seems to be built with a whole lifetime in mind,” says Dave.

“We need to change the planning rules so that we get fewer small flats and more homes with gardens. Fewer homes designed for young single people, and more designed for life universal design,” says Dave.

“Universal design!” We like that. Who needs choice, starter homes and granny flats when you can have a one box fits all approach, albeit with a garden and Cameron-styled gnome?

It’s housing by Ikea.

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