Britney’s 55
PERHAPS Heather Mills can hook up with Kevin Federline, the most reviled women in Britain with the self-styled America’s Most Hated?
But before that happy day, must come the respective divorces from their popstar partners.
And here is K-Ferret’s spokesman telling the Sun: “While Britney has been out with Paris, Kevin has been thinking about the best interests of his children.”
Let us not forget the children, the two boys Britney and K-Ferret share. Haven’t they suffered enough, exposed to their dad’s merciless murder of music and their mother’s appeal to the payload of sticky-fingered adolescence?
Separation is rarely if ever pleasant. And in search of guidance, the Sun catches up with Britney’s first husband, Jason Alexander, whose marriage to Britney lasted 55 hours.
“When I married her I knew she was rich but I did love her. I wanted her. If she had stuck with me, it would have been so positive,” says Jason.
By positive, Jason refers not to the balance in his post-Britney bank account but to the vibe. Jason and Britney could have had it all. But after the good times, the bad times, the low times and the high times, Britney and Jason’s love was doomed to end.
And instead of a positive life with Jason, Britney went for Kevin. “I never thought she’d marry him,” says Jason. “He always seemed so negative.”
He continues: “I was really shocked at the speed at which they had kids – but it has always been a matter of time.”
Indeed. You can do a lot of things in 55 hours, but having a child is not one of them, unless, of course, you are Madonna.
And just what did occur in that 55-hour marriage will form part of the book Jason is writing about his life with Britney.
Says he: “It’s all the details of the wedding and all the stuff that’s been going on. It talks about everything.”
Two days in the life of Britney Spears. This is Jason Alexander Solzhenitsyn. “There is no holding back,” says he. “It does feature our sex life. It does feature having sex with her and what that was like.”
We’d hazard a guess that it was brief, but positive…
Posted: 30th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
