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BREAKING NEWS: David Cameron Evicted After Neighbours Complain Of Drunken Anti-Social Behaviour, Foul Language And Urinating In The Street

by | 9th, December 2011

IT’S quite amazing what the Boy Dave gets up to when Sam let’s him off for a night out with the boys in Europe really, isn’t it?

Sadly though that’s not quite what the story refers to. It’s rather an old thing that local newspapers rather delight in doing. Finding that they’ve got some local miscreant with the same name as someone more famous and then plastering the misdeeds all over the headlines. This one is from the Northampton Chronicle and the David Cameron referred to is a 60 year old with multiple ASBOs.

So sadly, no, we didn’t have Boris, Dave and Gideon waving Bollinger bottles and then screaming “I piss on your treaty” while Sarkozy and Merkel cowered under the table.

Pity really, as it’s the only language they understand these foreigners…..

Note: Dave’s criminal past never did him any harm.



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