An N And Five Stars

‘WANNA see a 14-hour long tape of Paris Hilton being nasty with TWO black men and a white guy called Brandon Davis?

”When’s the bloody Stannah Stairlift going to arrive?”

It’s a sensation. And it’s proving to be scandal in the US of A.

As the Enquirer tells it, two men in Los Angeles claim to have in their possession a video tape on which Paris is seated next to her now former pal Davis at a party.

The black men approach and ask Paris if she would consider modelling some clothes for them.

They then walk away, leaving Paris to turn to her pal and utter the immortal and openly pornographic phrase: ”Dirty n******.”

This black on white action is real X-rated stuff. It’s unadulterated pure filth.

But Davis is unimpressed. He’s seen Paris’s past work and says that such scenes of sickness are nothing new.

”She was forever using the ‘N-word’,” says he. ”I told her not to use it. It was offensive. But she just laughed.”

And that leaves Davis to make a shocking deduction. ”She is a racist,” says he, ”plus an idiot. Every black person she referred to was a ‘n****’.”

And since she puts down ”Jews and other minorities too”, Davis has decide to finish with her.

And he might not be alone, since the Enquirer is certain that as a result of her ejaculation Paris will lose viewers from her TV show, The Simple Life.

A title which now seems to say so very much about the blonde wannabe…’

Posted: 22nd, October 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink