Anorak | Jailhouse Rocked

Jailhouse Rocked

by | 31st, July 2002

‘SUN readers will be relieved that Jade missed the strippers’ wild party as PJ will no doubt agree, she has molested enough helpless males already.

Punters reported seeing a whale in the Cam

But unfortunately, they cannot escape the porcine one altogether. ”Jade Goody was given a geography lesson yesterday when the Sun took her on a guided tour of the place she called ‘East Angular’,” writes the paper.

”Locals in Cambridge which she had reckoned was in London clapped and cheered as she climbed aboard a punt for a tour of the city’s scenic waterway.”

The girl evidently has an unorthodox punting technique, claiming ”it was really scary and I was worried I might get stuck up the pole”.

”I really enjoyed going ponting I mean, punting,” she says, posing for the first and last time in her life in a gown

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