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Jelly Cat

by | 24th, August 2003

‘FOR those who want to know what Tammy Morris looks like, the Enquirer a photograph. Tammy, the dancer who claims to have wooed and won Ben Affleck for one night, has the ubiquitous Jennifer Aniston-style locks, a nose more aqualine than a dolphin’s bum and come to the surgeon’s eyes.

Matt sees his career

But it’s her pose that strikes us as most fitting her apparent nature, as she lies on her back, loosens the sting on her top and pushes her 36DD breasts together.

If this were London 1984, there would be an ice cream, perhaps a Cornetto, placed in the cleavage. But the only thing that’s been there is Ben, if the story is true.

And who are we to disagree, especially since all of Hollywood’s male cast are at it with lapdancers. Take Matt Perry who, as the Enquire says, has engaged in a “night of frenzied passion” with a blonde dancer.

Step forward, shimmy like a randy fireman on his pole and take your clothes off 21-year-old Amy Bend. And the best bit

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