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Going Potty

by | 8th, September 2003

‘WHAT exactly does this Labour government have to do to surrender its lead in the opinion polls?

‘This country’s going to pot’

At a time when it is bogged down in Iraq after going to war on the flimsiest of evidence and against the wishes of the majority of the country, when it is mired in rows over spin and when it has lost the support of its traditional trades union base, it still holds a comfortable five-point lead over the Tories in today’s Times poll.

One can only imagine the circumstances in which Iain Duncan Smith could win a popular vote to become Prime Minister.

Tony Blair would have just invaded Sweden, having personally ordered the intelligence service to fabricate evidence that Stockholm was preparing to flood Britain with faulty Volvos and flat-pack furniture that was impossible to put together.

Euan Blair would have admitted to having participated in an orgy of sex, drugs and healing crystals with his mother’s adviser Carole Caplin and her new boyfriend, Jimmy “Four Fingers” Malone.

And Mr Duncan Smith’s head would have suddenly sprouted hair amid revelations that he once beat Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix and Tony Blair in a jamming session to find the world’s best guitarist.

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