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Chest Expander

by | 31st, October 2003

‘TALKING about the Middle East brings us to Jordan and the news, also in the Sun, that the busty model is planning to design her own range of undies.

Jordan was shocked to see that her new breasts still had the wrapper on

“The selection of sexy lingerie,” the paper says, “will be targeted at women with extra large boobs, just like Jordan.”

The Sun says Jordan decided to design her own range after complaining that existing stuff was too frumpy which would explain why she insists on flashing her underwear to any waiting camera.

One delighted fan (in the Sun newsroom) said: “If she behaves like that with a frumpy bra on, I can’t wait to see what’ll happen when she puts on a sexy one.”

But one person who we are pretty

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