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Mars Attacks!

by | 26th, January 2004

‘HAVING discovered that King George III was not really mad and that boars make wonderful dinner companions, we take a trip to the Scottish town of Cowie Harbour.

Scottish scientists discover why the dinosaurs really died out

To many of a low brow, this is the town that gave the world the deep-fried Mars bar, that heart-attack inducing lump of fat-coated confectionary.

But the Times wants us to look on the place again, and if we can aim our collective gaze towards a smear in a rock, so much the better.

For there, we can see, as the Times does, a small indentation less

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