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Spot The Dog

by | 23rd, February 2004

‘SUCH is the Bush clan’s love of repetition that the demise of Spot, the White House dog, will surely be followed by the arrival of a new Spot, slightly shorter and more stupid than the first, but just as obedient and spotty.

Did Spot know too much?

But before new Spot can arrive, we, like the Times, must wave a sad adieu to old Spot, the dog the current President Bush called a “great runner“ and a “great water dog”.

Spot was a marine of a dog, and the entire Bush family is deeply saddened by his passing.

And since old Spot was an English springer spaniel and so further evidence of the special relationship that exists between we islanders and the American mainland we too must grieve a while.

But we quickly grow angry and demand to know why this loyal pooch is now dead? Is he the victim of the war on

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