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Anything But Average

by | 8th, March 2004

‘YOU can tell a lot about someone’s standing by the calibre of the enemies they attract.

Jordan’s knee pads had often saved the day

Would, for instance, Winston Churchill have become the embodiment of the British spirit had it not been for Adolf Hitler doing his bit for world unity?

Would Tony Blair be what he is today without the work of Saddam Hussain?

As such, would Jordan be the woman she is had it not been for a lorryload of silicone and her feud with Victoria Beckham, nee Adams, latterly Posh and today plain Mrs Average.

In “Let battle commence”, Jordan, nee Katie Price, latterly “a dog” (source: Posh), says: “I think Victoria looks immaculate, but I don’t think she’s pretty. She’s average.”

There is the killer

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