Anorak | Body Lingo

Body Lingo

by | 7th, April 2004

‘IF anyone were in any doubt that Prince William and Kate Middleton are now an item, then we are happy to set them straight.

‘Is this dress see-through or something?’

Hello! has not one but two pictures of the couple on holiday together in Klosters and sharing what it calls ‘a T-bar chair lift’.

We showed these pictures to Anorak’s resident body language expert Professor Hans Trembel and this is his considered assessment.

‘It is quite clear from the way in which Kate is holding the orange pole that she is confident and sexually experienced, a real tiger in bed,’ he said.

‘William, on the other hand, is more reticent, content to let Kate take the lead.

‘From these photographs, I deduce that these two are very much into role-playing. I see Kate taking the part of a schoolteacher, with William as her naughty pupil.

‘I also observe that Kate wears earrings in both her ears, conclusive evidence that she is into body-piercing.

‘This would suggest that she has several other parts of her body pierced, including her

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