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Excuses Excuses

by | 19th, April 2004

‘IF you’re not already washing your hair for the whole of the month of June, get out and stock up on shampoo right now.

The wedding list is available at Doctors Nip ‘N’ Tuck’s emporium

News is that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are planning to get hitched that month and, believe us, you’re going to want a pretty good excuse when the invite drops through your door.

The National Enquirer explains that, because Demi is a vegetarian, guests at the $1m bash will not even get a slice of meat or a piece of chicken.

That wouldn’t be so bad if you could get trashed as you spent the evening trying to work out which bits of Demi’s body are real.

But there’s no booze either.

In fact, the whole thing sounds like a major yawnfest, with a source saying that it will be “a serious wedding, not a party”.

So, how do you blow a million bucks on a party that’s not even a party?

Well, according to the Enquirer, Demi is planning on spending $100,000

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