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Wood Floats

by | 19th, May 2004

‘EVEN a GCSE A-grade physics student could tell you that Gary Lucy needn’t bother wearing a life jacket when he pootles around the sea off the cost of St Tropez.

And not an armband in sight…

Sadly, we at Anorak Towers have not even this rudimentary qualification to call upon, but have been assured by Ted the plumber that it’s all a matter of density.

Just as the flakes from Ted’s Hob Nob biscuits float in his milky tea, wood will float on water with no bother at all.

But still, Lucy is taking no chances, and straps on a white lifejacket as he accompanies his ‘gal pal’ Katie Edwards for a jaunt on a speedy little boat.

One page on and Gary’s refusing to accept that his body has less chance of sinking without trace then his career post Footballers’ Wives.

So there he is sitting in a

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