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by | 23rd, November 2004

‘THERE is something of the old Test Card girl about our monarch as she sits perfectly still, reading her Queen’s Speech.

‘That’s the way to do it! That’s the way to do it!’

Delivered in polished English but written by the governing Labour Party, today’s address is crammed full of proposed legislation that has no hope of being debated in full before the next election.

In these circumstances, the Queen’s job is, as the Times says, to act as a “mouthpiece and as an activist for the Labour Party”.

And woe betide anyone not paying full attention or not voting for Her Majesty, choosing to waste their vote on the overstuffed, clawless teddy that passes for Her Opposition.

You see, we are at the mercy of some terrible and oft unseen enemies and what one Labour apparatchik calls in the Guardian a “security and opportunity” programme must be implemented before we reach the bottom of the cellar steps and ask: “Is anybody down here?”

The Indy gives the slew of law and order bills to be put forward by the Queen a

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