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A Stable Relationship

by | 8th, December 2004

‘IS that really David Beckham and his pregnant poncho-wearing wife in that stable?

”But nine months ago, you were in America on your own”

It looks very much like them. Her skin looks a bit better than usual, less waxy, and he’s grown his hair out again, but we are convinced that this really is Dave and Vicky.

But why a stable? And why just before Christmas? Surely with his bank balance and her crushing sense of self-importance, they can bag a suite of rooms at a Travelodge?

And if she wants to give birth, countless mums assure us that London’s Portland Hospital offers the kind of luxury no baby should be denied?

In fact, it’s hard not to think there is something not quite right about the Times’ front-page picture of the divine twosome.

And then there’s the ecstatic squeaking of the pig that calls the barn home, oinking like crazy as it’s pleasured by a certain someone.

Plus, one of the wise men looks uncannily like George W Bush and how farfetched it that?

All at once we see that it’s a fraud. The clue, of course, is that this scene is located in Madame Tussaud’s, that Mecca for Scandinavian tourists in plastic policeman’s helmets and Anthrax T-shirts.

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