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Pigs Will Flee

by | 14th, December 2004

‘WE at Anorak are long-term supporters of the Government’s plans to crack down on the swine who terrorise our town centres with their boarish behaviour.

”Ah, yes, that’s it. Just like that…”

And so we’re glad to read in this morning’s Times that Cromer magistrates have handed down antisocial behaviour orders on 100 such creatures who have been causing chaos in the Norfolk village of Briston.

Among the complaints levelled against them was that they covered the roads in dangerous skid patches from their droppings, that they had burrowed in residents’ gardens with their snouts and that they had threatened to pass on porcine diseases to local cattle.

For these animals acting like pigs were in fact pigs from

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