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Body Work

by | 12th, January 2005

‘HOW do you get a sexy celebrity body like Jennifer Ellison or Kelly Brook?

Mrs Beryl Greenacre, 63, of Oldham

One way is to spend a few hours rifling through the bins of a Hollywood plastic surgeon.

Another is to book an appointment for colonic irrigation after Jade Goody and turn the dial from ‘suck’ to ‘blow’.

And yet another is to buy a copy of this week’s OK!

You’re sure to shed two pounds, that being the cover price of this esteemed organ and that’s before you’ve even looked at its five-page guide to bodies beautiful.

”From cracking curves to trim tummies,” it says, ”the world’s sexiest stars reveal all about their superstar bods.”

So, if you look in the mirror and don’t see Angelina Jolie staring back at you, here’s what to do.

You can do as Britney Spears does as spend £4,500 a week on personal

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