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He Who Dares

by | 4th, March 2005

‘DO YOU lie awake fearing for the safety of Prince Harry?

Harry laughs in the face of snakebites

Oh. All right then, be like that. But even if you don’t care about Harry, you probably do care about how your taxes are spent.

So the Mail’s story about “Harry’s SAS minder” will be of interest, because it explains how the hot-headed royal’s new bodyguard will be providing value for money by preparing the prince for public life.

Unlike most SAS men, who spend their lives making spectacular cock-ups and then writing fictitious accounts of their imaginary heroics, it turns out that Jamie Lowther-Pinkerton (for it is he) is the real deal – a proper hero and a former boyfriend of royal nanny Tiggy Legge-Bourke to boot.

Not only that, but he likes a drink. The Mail tells of how the Queen Mum once approached him as he left “a riotous stag party” at St James’s Palace: “‘Did you have a party here last night, Jamie?’ the Queen Mother asked sternly as she stepped into her carriage, adjusting her colostomy bag with effortless grace. ‘It’s just that I’m so glad to see the place being properly used at last.’”

(By the way, as part

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