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Shooting From The Lip

by | 7th, March 2005

‘IF it’s not wannabe singers showing their nipples, British TV is full of foul-mouthed footballers showing their displeasure with the referee.

Rooney tries to think of a word that rhymes with luck

And, in the opinion of Martin Ward, deputy general secretary of the Secondary Heads Association, it is time to transfer football to after the 9pm watershed.

As any parent who today discovers their child pretending to be a popstar by dancing in front of a mirror and popping out a nipple in a “wardrobe malfunction” knows, the young ape their heroes.

And do not be in any doubt that copying the likes of Wayne Rooney’s effing and blinding is wrong.

“When a player tells a referee to f*** off in full view of millions of people on television – he should be sent off, first time, every time, however famous

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