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The Better Book

by | 15th, March 2005

‘ANYONE reading the Bible will be forgiven for wondering in the name of all that is good, righteous and wears sandals over white socks is going on.

‘God’ is now known as ‘Trevor’

Trying to fathom out the message is hard enough, but it’s a study not overly aided by the language. All that begatting, begotting and begetting is hard on the head.

But now, as the Telegraph reports, the Bible has been updated.

No longer will youngsters have to work out if getting Stephen “stoned” was a punishment or something to be envied, as the New International Version arrives at a hotel bedside cabinet near you.

The word “aliens” has been

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