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Boost For Shoplifters

by | 30th, March 2005

‘AFTER politicians fought over Bella Woman and Mondeo Man, the Liberal Democrats are now gunning for the vote of Lidl Lady, Gap Girl and Boots Babe.

Barry was ready to hit the shops

As the Times reports, the party of neither one thing nor the other believes women should not be sent to jail for shoplifting.

Rather than banging these villains up, the LibDems say that if they are elected to power not only will the many levels of Hell have frozen rock solid but women shoplifters will be handed community service sentences.

As Charles Kennedy, the party’s leader explains: “What is achieved in such a set of circumstances [jailing women shoplifters]? You have a woman behind bars, separated in many cases from children. Wouldn’t it be better if that person

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