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Caught Underwears

by | 27th, June 2005

‘EAUN keeps an abused photo of Margaret Thatcher under his mattress! Leo looks like Robin Cook! Cherie controls Tony with a series of command words and choccy treats!

No-one mention the flats

None of the above is true, of course. But today the Telegraph does tell us of some other revelations rocking the House of Blair.

Over the weekend, the Telegraph happened upon a copy of the News of the World, and therein learnt how premier pants-picker Carole Caplin was duped by a reporter posing as a wealthy Arab businessman into speaking candidly about the Blairs’ private lives.

This is a tried-and-tested trick of the paper, it having performed the same move when posing as a potential client for the now Countess of Wessex’s PR firm.

Now, on the heels of “Sophiegate” we have what will doubtless be dubbed Cheriegate, a tale in Caplin says she sees Tony as her “older bother”.

It’s alleged Caplin said the Blair’s new house in Bayswater is “horrible”, that Tony’s “put on weight”, how he’s “not fit in the right way” and “he’s in dire straits”.

And that’s not all! Ok, it is. The idea with these stories is that the blabbermouth has so much more to say.

But while we wait for another pasty-faced reporter to put a

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