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Demi Pair

by | 10th, August 2005

‘DEMI and Leo, Walford’s very own Romeo and Juliet for the Chav nation, are about to discover that true love doesn’t always triumph, especially when there’s a ratings war on.

But can they hold the plot up?

The star-crossed lovers are holed up in a squat with baby Aleesha and just nine pounds to their name. Luckily though, Leo, like all true Chavs, has a wide skills set; it only took him an hour to get set up as a self-employed businessman dealing heroin.

It transpires that Leo’s dealing CV is long and illustrious, which is pretty impressive at the tender age of 14. Demi’s father, Keith, was less than impressed upon being informed by police that his prospective son-in-law was a known dealer, and promptly told the gathered journalists that a “junkie” had snatched his daughter and grand-daughter.

This headline was of course plastered all over the Walford Gazette the next day, causing a distraught Rosie to predict that her daughter would never come home again. Although if Demi takes after her father, Rosie will have nothing to fear because she won’t be able to actually read the papers.

Luckily for all concerned, 14 year old Demi is far wiser than her parents and sends Aleesha back home to Walford, realising that a heroin squat isn’t

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