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A Role Model

by | 23rd, September 2005

‘TERRORISM might well be back on the Sun’s front page, but over in the Mirror, Kate Moss is still public enemy No. 1.

‘Let’s blame Jude Law’

The model, to be known now and forever more as “Cocaine Kate”, dominates the Mirror’s front page, her even and flawless features appearing beneath the headline: “I’M SORRY.”

Moss has produced a contrite and frank apology for taking drugs. The paper produces the Moss statement in full on its front page, as the model speaks to a shocked and dismayed nation.

“I take full responsibility for my actions,” begins Kate. “I want to apologise to all of the people I have let down…I am trying to be positive…”

That’s that, then. Moss takes “full responsibility”. She makes no excuses. No-one made her take drugs. She blames no-one she met in a mosque. The matter can rest here.

Only it can’t. This is the Mirror’s big story, and it surely warrants two more pages inside. So brace yourselves and man the barricades for “SWOOP ON THE MOSSY POSSE”.

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