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Plot Of Bother

by | 8th, November 2005

‘“VICAR bans grave tributes,” says the Express in a story that is surely further evidence of a world gone mad and the PC are brigade running out of control.

The story goes that the Rev Cherry Vann (a name surely more suited to porn films than the clergy) has written a letter to Michaela Bate saying two complaints have been made against her daughter Carla’s grave.

Already this is an emotive tale. And the Express wants it to be nothing less, as it explains in no small detail how 13-year-old Carla was “mown down” by a drunk diver who’d been racing a Toyota MR2 sports car after a “10-hour booze session”. Those are the facts.

Tragic as this is, Mrs Vann is sympathetic to they who think the grave a little over the top. In the

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