Anorak | Half Baked

Half Baked

by | 2nd, June 2006

Elaine – “It’s nonsensical” – had made a Madeira cake with the best natural ingredients: flour, butter, sugar, eggs and lemon rind.

“My cakes are perfectly healthy, baked with the finest natural ingredients,” says she. To illustrate just how wonderful Elaine’s cakes are, the Mail lists the ingredients found in a shop-bought equivalent. Lick your lips at the humectant, emulsifiers, preservatives and hydrogenated vegetable oil.

Proud indeed is Elaine of the purity of her cakes. Not just anyone can be a lifelong member of the Women’s Institute like Elaine.

But things are different at a home for elderly run by Age Concern. When Elaine tried to deliver her cake to an inmate friend, she was barred from doing so.

She was

You have already read 1 premium article for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow

Posted: 2nd, June 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink