Yes, We Have No Bananas
Here is a selection of things that will kill you and yours from last weeks paper of doom…
MONDAY
Cut-price tummy tick that nearly killed me Kelly Hodge tells us how she had too much skin removed in Duesseldorf
BANANA-GEDDON! A favourite of Alexander the Great, theyre Britains most popular fruit. Now a deadly new disease could wipe out our bananas for ever Was Alexander British?
Our society has sold its soul when even Royals bow before the cult of celebrity Melanie Philips is aghast and dismayed as Prince Charles meets the hellish Ant n Dec
Why planet Earth is facing disaster, by Attenborough David Attenborough peers out from behind a bush and whispers that we are all doomed
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TUESDAY
Painkillers increase risk of heart failure Researchers say painkillers like ibuprofen might increase risk of heart problems in some older patients
One day she was so healthy. The next we were cradling Daisys little body. Only then did we discover the curse shed been born with Parents tell of how their daughter died from an infection
Bizarre eating disorder nearly killed my sister Holby Citys Colette Brown talks about her sisters Prader-Willi Syndrome it causes sufferers to eat so much they die from obesity-related problems
My husband said real men dont wear sun cream. Now Im a skin cancer widow
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WEDNESDAY
Why sleepless nights can means piling on the pounds Researchers say women who dont get enough sleep might be more likely to put on weight
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THURSDAY
The killing blade Lethal Star Trek sword seized in knives amnesty – It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someones head off, say police who are handed a copy of a 5ft-long Klingon weapon
TV experts time-outs could turn your toddler into a bully Professor Margot Sunderland says the naughty step is the road to severe neurosis and serous damage to their [childrens] brains
Just one cigarette can hook you for life Take a puff when youre 11 and get the habit, say researchers at Cancer Research UK
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FRIDAY
Why prostrate surgery can do more harm than good
Posted: 29th, May 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
