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Brand New Love

by | 31st, August 2006

ONE celebrity on the up is Russell Brand. The gauche presenter of Big Brother spin-off shows is in the Sun, appearing under the headline: “THE SWINE, WOMEN..AND SONG.”

Earlier in the Sun, readers are introduced to a topless shot of Kate Moss, one of Russell’s conquests. She’s dressed in a pirate hat (get a load of her “treasure chest”) and a pair of hideous knickers in red, white and blue.

While some Sun readers dream of giving Kate a Jolly Rogering, others get to read of one man who has. And that after “bedding” three fans in one night, Russell turned his attentions to crusty rocker Courtney Love.

“He was delicious,” says Courtney of the night she and Russell spent together in London’s Claridge’s hotel. Courtney says she gave Russell a cravat as a “love token. “He certainly earned it with his performance,” she adds.

This is no slur. For many of us, having our lover hand us a cravat after making love would be an insult, a snide inference that we are blessed with all the sexual know

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