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Jade Goody’s PA System

by | 13th, September 2006

IT must be hard work being as thick as Jade Goody. Or “dippy” as the Sun says.

Jade operates as some council estate Bertie Wooster, a mentally negligible sort who, though nice enough, finds herself in all manner of scrapes. For Bertie’s “What ho-ing!” it’s Jade’s “You What-ing?”

Now, as the Sun reports, Jade is in trouble with the law. You what! She’s racked up £8,000 of car fines.

But what with Jade being thicker than Gussie Fink-Nottle’s custard, she needs a professional to sort her tickets out. Jade needs a Jeeves.

“My PA will get a bloody good salary,” says Jade. “I had to find someone to help. They’ll probably take my car off

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