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200 Reasons Oprah Winfrey Beats Madonna & Jolie

by | 29th, March 2007

oprah.jpg YOU join us at The Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in South Africa.

A count is underway. We wait. The Enquirer lifts its head, blinks hard and tells us that there are 200-count thread sheets on the dormitory beds.

Wow. Is this a lot, you ask?

To investigate, Anorak has taken the liberty to contact some of the UK’s premier female institutions. A call to Beneden was met with an engaged tone. HMP Barlinnie said they would investigate the matter.

And the housemistress at Millfield said she had caller ID on her new pocket phone and was referring our perverted inquiry to the local constabulary.

And while we await developments, the Enquirer tells us of other features on offer at Oprah Winfrey’s school for girls who can. There is a yoga studio, beauty salon, indoor and outdoor theatres and “hundreds of pieces of costly art.”

Oprah is doing right by her girls. Eat our hearts out Angelina Jolie and Madonna. While you handpick one African child at a time, Oprah take charge of 152 girls.

Oprah is a champion, right? She has spent $40million building a place where the lives of impoverished black girls can be bettered. They can learn and go on to educate others.

But there is sobbing. “Angry” mum Angela Corandie says her daughter Michelle

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