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Publisher. Writer and editor for hire. Paul has worked on Fleet Street. Paul has written and edited a myriad publications, including ghost writing for professors in engineering to footballers and everyone in between. Paul has created online magazines for companies, including Betfair, BT, Tesco, Reuters and Vodafone.


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Transfer Balls: Liverpool £61m for Felix; Martial stays at Manchester United; Everton in for Chelsea striker; Higuain jets in for Spurs

A round-up of today’s transfer rumours and other fluff and nonsense in the Press. Let’s kick off with Liverpool, who’ve bid £61m bid for Portugal Under-21 attacking midfielder Joao Felix, … (read more)

Posted: 19th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Chelsea, Liverpool, manchester united, Sports, Spurs | Comment

How to appear trustworthy

Do we trust others too much? Are we confident that the government is able to accomplish what it set out to accomplish, whatever that is (insert guess here and post … (read more)

Posted: 18th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Technology | Comment

Jose Mourinho rewrites Chelsea history; Petr Cech and me

News that Arsenal goalkeeper Petr Cech is to retire at the season’s end is exciting the mouth of Jose Mourinho, who managed the goalkeeper when they were both at Chelsea. … (read more)

Posted: 18th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Sports | Comment

What happens when you try to drive through a huge snowman built on a tree stump

To St, Petersburg, Kentucky, where Cody Lutz, his fiancee, and her sister have been hard at work building a huge 9-foot tall snowman in their garden. Someone else liked it … (read more)

Posted: 18th, January 2019 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Transfer News: Arsenal lose Ramsey for nothing; player gets £300,000 a week at Juventus

And so it came to pass that Arsenal failed in their desperate bid to secure a transfer fee for Aaron Ramsey. The 28-year-old Welshman has signed a pre-contract agreement to … (read more)

Posted: 18th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

The CIA emergency tool kit spies hid inside their rectums

Old spies never die- but they do pass interesting stools. Atlas Obscura shows us the emergency spy kit CIA operatives in the Cold War stored in their rectums:

This CIA-issued tool kit was issued to CIA officers during the height … (read more)

Posted: 17th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True, Technology | Comment

Manchester City Transfer Balls: Frenkie de Jong confusion; chasing Spurs star Christian Eriksen

To say that the Daily Mirror’s transfer reporting on Manchester City’s pursuit of Ajax’s Netherlands midfielder Frenkie De Jong is sourced at bullshit.com is to give it too much credit. … (read more)

Posted: 17th, January 2019 | In: Back pages, Manchester City, Sports, Tabloids | Comment

Brexit: Newspapers and Gove slaughter Corbyn, aka Mr Plan B

One day after the Meaningful Vote and the newspapers are going for Jeremy Corbyn, aka Plan B:

Leading Brexiteeer and Tory MP Michael Gove ticks off Corbyn’s faults … (read more)

Posted: 17th, January 2019 | In: Broadsheets, Key Posts, News, Tabloids | Comment

Daily Telegraph subs confuse Jemima Khan with Jemima Lewis

Jemima Lewis is the Daily Telegraph’s radio critic and columnist. Jemima Khan isn’t. The Daily Telegraph is no longer sub-edited in house. Not that you’d notice…
… (read more)

Posted: 16th, January 2019 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities, Key Posts, News | Comment

Manchester United transfer balls: Fellaini out; Carrasco, Brooks and Under in

Manchester United are trying to offload the Hairy Elbow, aka Belgium midfielder Marouane Fellaini. The club says he can go if a bid for around £15m arrives. AC Milan, Porto … (read more)

Posted: 16th, January 2019 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

MPs lose Brexit: the newspaper front pages slam May

This is what happens when Parliament fails to embrace the result of the 2016 EU referendum. Last night, Remain-voting Prime Minister Theresa May had her Brexit deal voted down by … (read more)

Posted: 16th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment

Woman can only hear female voices and Michael Jackson

To China – I said, ‘To China!’ – where a woman says she can’t hear male voices. Either that or she has trouble detecting lower frequencies. LiveScience has more:

At the hospital, … (read more)

Posted: 16th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Strange But True | Comment

Arsenal Transfer Balls: Carrasco and James Rodriguez in; Ozil and Mislintat out

Today’s round-up of Arsenal transfer news has no update on Aaron Ramsey’s departure to Juventus but does note that Mesut Ozil could also be bound for Italy. Rumours are that … (read more)

Posted: 16th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Owen Jones v The Sun is the joke that keeps on giving

Guardian journalist and Jeremy Corbyn fan Owen Jones is so upset that he allowed the Sun to feature an extract from his book that he’s donated £500 to the Hillsborough … (read more)

Posted: 15th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment

Transfer Balls: Arsenal star’s not so ‘secret medical’

More on Arsenal’s midfielder Aaron Ramsey’s protracted transfer to Juventus.

Having signed a deal to join Juventus on a free transfer this summer, unsigned a deal and left the door … (read more)

Posted: 15th, January 2019 | In: News | Comment

Supermac beats Big Mac in stodge wars

In Ireland you can eat at one of Pat McDonagh’s Supermac fast-food eateries. McDonagh earned the nickname Supermac for his showing in a Gaelic football match in the late 1960s … (read more)

Posted: 15th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

Publicly shaming the McDonald’s Brixton ranter

To the McDonald’s in Brixton, south London, where Alex Parvenu is filming a middle-aged man barking on about migrants and feminists.

He moans about “bloody immigrants” and – now to camera – “mangina feminists”. Parvenu … (read more)

Posted: 15th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

Arsenal balls: Petr Cech retires

Farewell, Arsenal goalkeeper Petr Cech. He’s due to retire at the end of the season. “Having played 15 years in the Premier League and won every single trophy possible, I … (read more)

Posted: 15th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Gymnastics: UCLA’s Katelyn Ohashi scores a perfect 10 plus

Sport can make you gasp. The floor performance by 21-year-old UCLA gymnast Katelyn Ohashi is spectacular. Watch out for the eye-watering splits bounce at the 1:25 mark.

Uproxx has more:

Katelyn Ohashi … (read more)

Posted: 15th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment

Arsenal balls: Ozil and the Hookah

The Mail has a pop at Arsenal’s Mesut Ozil. The paper says the player “was recently pictured on holiday in a hookah lounge as the Gunners lost to West Ham”. … (read more)

Posted: 14th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment

Bros find success in failure – 1980s band enjoy fame after documentary ridicule

The answer to the stuttering refrain “When will I, will I be famous?” was simple: when you’re shaggable, have pop star hair and write a catchy tune the promoters love. … (read more)

Posted: 14th, January 2019 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Music, News, TV & Radio | Comment

Brexit: Boris Johnson makes lusty return to the 30s

Boris Johnson’s Brexit plans are on hold. The Mail leads with news that “Boris’s blonde” is at the couple’s new “love nest”. ‘Boris’s blonde what?’, you may well ask? His … (read more)

Posted: 14th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment

Teen Vogue beats CIA and other perverts: stick a plaster over your webcam

How can you prevent spooks and pervs from spying on you? Nicole Kobie has a tip for reader to Teen Vogue: stick a plaster over your Webcam.

However, there are others who could be watching … (read more)

Posted: 14th, January 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Technology | Comment

Arsenal Transfer Balls: Ramsey agrees to disagree with Juventus

The Sun told us that today Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey was taking his Juventus medical. He’d already agreed to join the Italian side in June on a free transfer. The … (read more)

Posted: 13th, January 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Key Posts, Sports | Comment

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