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Publisher. Writer and editor for hire. Paul has worked on Fleet Street. Paul has written and edited a myriad publications, including ghost writing for professors in engineering to footballers and everyone in between. Paul has created online magazines for companies, including Betfair, BT, Tesco, Reuters and Vodafone.


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Gazing at the face of the sun : a NASA video

We’re looking at the moon. It’s 50 years ago since humans first trod on the lunar surface. NASA which reveals the Sun’s surface in a way never before seen.

This … (read more)

Posted: 19th, July 2019 | In: Key Posts, Technology | Comment

Watch the entire descent : the Apollo 11 Lunar Module lands on the moon

Thanks to Apollo Flight Journal, we can see the complete descent of the Apollo 11 lunar module’s descent on July 20, 1969.

The video combines data from the onboard computer for … (read more)

Posted: 19th, July 2019 | In: Key Posts, Technology | Comment

Transfer balls: £60m is more than £65m as Spurs beat Manchester United to Giovani Lo Celso

Transfer Balls hears the rumours that Spurs want to sign Real Betis midfielder Giovani Lo Celso. The tabloids are confused as to his value and what Spurs are willing to … (read more)

Posted: 19th, July 2019 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports, Spurs | Comment

Transfer balls: Zaha to Everton clickbait or slowly to Arsenal

The Liverpool Echo says there is an increased chance of Wilf Zaha joining Everton. There is also an increased chance of Zaha joining Wrexham or your local pub side. The … (read more)

Posted: 19th, July 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment

Transfer Balls: The Arsenal ‘ace’ to replace Aaron Wan-Bissaka might be a joker

‘ACE’

Transfer Balls likes to spot clickbait – and the Daily Star’s news that an Arsenal “ace” is to replace Aaron Wan-Bissaka at Crystal Palace is a cracker. Wan-Bissaka is now … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment

Aldrin and Armstrong: what it’s like being one of moon walkers’ children

Fifty years ago Buzz Aldrin’s son, Andy Aldrin, watched on television in Houston, Texas, as his father stepped onto the moon. So what does you dad do, Andy?

“Mostly, I … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2019 | In: News | Comment

Spurs balls: Kieran Tripper thanks San Antonio Spurs for making it all possible

Spurs defender Kieran Tripper hailed his transfer to the Atletico Madrid bench by thanking Spurs for making it all possible – that’s NBA team San Antonio Spurs. On Instagram, San … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2019 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment

Transfer balls: Matthijs De Ligt joins Juventus but ‘agreed’ terms with PSG and Manchester United

Dutch defender Matthijs De Ligt has joined Juventus from Ajax for £67.5m. That must come as something of a shock to Manchester United and PSG fans because on July … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2019 | In: Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comment

Met policeman bought porn whilst guarding dead child

Things to do whilst waiting for the undertaker to arrive No. 341: buy porn. Met Police officer Avi Maharaj chose that option as he guarded the south London home of … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2019 | In: News | Comment

Transfer Balls: Arsenal sign William Saliba, Everton medical, Cabellos close and Zaha is for sale

The Sun says the deal is done: William Saliba has joined Arsenal. But he won’t kiss the badge until 2020. The Gunners have paid £27m for the 18-year-old and allowed … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment

Arsenal balls: Josh Kroenke knows talk is cheap

Can it be true? Arsenal manger Unai Emery says Arsenal are trying to sign some “very big, very expensive players” this summer. “Our target is to achieve three or four … (read more)

Posted: 17th, July 2019 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Moped prang gives man nine-day erection

The 35-year-old British man was riding a moped when he crashed. Injuries to his genitals caused a ‘Grade IV’ erection that lasted for nine days – who knew these things … (read more)

Posted: 17th, July 2019 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment

Annette Messager turned dead sparrows into art

In 1971, Annette Messager was invited to participate in a show at Galerie Germain in Paris. She should come up with something to do with wool. She made a lamb’s … (read more)

Posted: 17th, July 2019 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment

Animated green screen tattoos

Tattoo artist Lee Rowlett uses green screen tattoos that let you play videos on your skin. Look out for them on every celebrity and footballer who wants to secure a … (read more)

Posted: 17th, July 2019 | In: Fashion, Technology, The Consumer | Comment

Transfer Balls: Bale ‘agrees’ Manchester United terms and ‘agrees’ Spurs return; plays for Real Madrid

The latest transfer balls has Spurs buying Gareth Bale from Real Madrid for £55m and somehow managing to finance his £600,000-a-week wages. The 30-year-old player’s agent declined to go on … (read more)

Posted: 16th, July 2019 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports, Spurs | Comment

Where is Jeffrey Epstein’s fake passport?

Jeffrey Epstein, the well-connected registered sex offender allegedly kept a fake passport in his safe.

Federal prosecutors say a search of Jeffrey Epstein’s home safe turned up a bogus passport that listed … (read more)

Posted: 16th, July 2019 | In: News | Comment

‘Storm Area 51 – they can’t stop all of us’

We’re looking for aliens where where are aliens. Show us the aliens:

The clearly tongue-in-cheek Facebook event page is titled “Storm Area 51. They Can’t Stop All of Us” and states … (read more)

Posted: 16th, July 2019 | In: Strange But True | Comment

James Alex Fields handed life plus 419 years for killing protester Heather Heyer at Charlottesville rally

To Charlottesville, Virginia today, where self-professed Nazi James Alex Fields has been handed a life prison term for killing anti-racism protester Heather Heyer in Augsut 2017. Fields had earlier pleaded guilty to … (read more)

Posted: 16th, July 2019 | In: News | Comment

Greed over glory: Arsenal fans send desperate letter to their disinterested owner

How can Arsenal get themselves out of the mess created by greed, laziness and a culture of failure? Chief contract negotiator Huss Fahmy is fighting firs, doing his best to … (read more)

Posted: 15th, July 2019 | In: Arsenal, Key Posts, Sports | Comment

Nass Festival : rip-off travel and bonkers sex advice

The NASS Festival has been exciting Somerset locals. Sited at the Bath Show Ground around 6 miles from Castle Carey mainline train station, music fans arriving by rail can catch … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2019 | In: Key Posts, Music, News | Comment

That Labour manifesto in full : blame the Jews

The tweet was a smear, of course. “There we have it folks, proof if any was needed that the Labour Party IS institutionally racist and will be until Corbyn and … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment

Arsenal balls: Laurent Koscielny knows how bad Mustafi is

People in the know chose Bordeaux. And like a fine whine – yes, yes, a weak joke but that’s Arsenal for you – Arsenal captain Laurent Koscielny has refused to … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2019 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Transfer balls: Malcom to Arsenal (again), Pepe to Everton and Newcastle to Championship

A year or so ago, Arsenal, Manchester United, Spurs and Fulham were competing hard to invest £45m in Malcom, a raw Brazilian winger playing for Bordeaux. Roma were “on the … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Whinefeld : The Seinfeld parody video game

It’s 30 years since Seinfeld first aired. The show branded ‘too New York, too Jewish’ defied the critics and thrived. And it spawned this, Stay Tooned!, a 1996 computer game … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2019 | In: Key Posts, Technology, TV & Radio | Comment

Manchester United transfers: Pogba’s £160m party and planet Lindelof

Paul Pogba’s agent Mino Raiola says “there will soon be a satisfying solution for all parties”. And what a party it will be should Raiola engineer a – get this … (read more)

Posted: 10th, July 2019 | In: News | Comment

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