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Why No VAR? Blatant Liverpool foul for first Arsenal goal

Good news for Arsenal fans is that you can feel hard done by at losing 3-1 to Liverpool. Salah’s terrific goal, Liverpool’s third, came after a second from the penalty … (read more)

Posted: 25th, August 2019 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


Hal is coming: Russian Spacecraft carrying humanoid Robot aborts Space Station docking

Have Ronald Reagan’s ray guns readied. An uncrewed Russian Soyuz Spacecraft carrying a humanoid robot has aborted docking at International Space Station.

Onboard the Roscosmos Soyuz MS-14 spacecraft is the … (read more)

Posted: 25th, August 2019 | In: Key Posts, Technology | Comment


Southampton man guilty of growing small amount of cannabis; innocent City boys think bigger

All that talk of legalising cannabis and in the meanwhile people are having their lives damaged by raising a cash crop in their residence. Michael Antony Muirhead was growing a … (read more)

Posted: 25th, August 2019 | In: News | Comment


Jeffrey Epstein: Prince Andrew’s pathetic defence in full

Prince Andrew has issued a statement about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. It’s utter bilge. Quite extraordinary nonsense.

“I have said previously that it was a mistake and an error … (read more)

Posted: 24th, August 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Royal Family | Comment


Situations vacant : young women to rub Prince Andrew’s post-Epstein feet

Before he was “appalled” by Jeffrey Epstein’s corpse and the financier’s “alleged crimes”, Prince Andrew was seen getting a foot massage from a young woman at Epstein’s apartment. Writing in … (read more)

Posted: 24th, August 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Royal Family | Comment


Falsettos : Jews and Non-Jews can pretend to be Jews

Set in New York City in 1979, Falsettos is the musical that begins with the number “Four Jews in a Room Bitching”: “Marvin, his ten-year-old son Jason, his psychiatrist Mendel, … (read more)

Posted: 24th, August 2019 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, News | Comment


Transfer Balls: Mustafi is ready to leave Arsenal

Vilifying one footballer for a team’s poor performances is brutal. And Shkodran Mustafi hasn’t been all bad for Arsenal. Or maybe the take away from the The Sun’s Top Trumps-style compare … (read more)

Posted: 24th, August 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment


Aggressive spiders will conquer the world

Things climate change is responsible for: angrier spiders. The Sun says this “maybe” true. As for labelling spiders angry in the fist place, well, who knew?

The paper picks up on … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, August 2019 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Boris Johnson : the 30-day spin

When Boris Johnson met German Chancellor Angela Merkel, the outcome was, depending on your spin, a pledge to do a Brexit deal in 30 days or a threat to end … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, August 2019 | In: News, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment


The Making of a Steinway Piano – A Steinway & Sons Factory Tour Narrated by John Steinway

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Posted: 21st, August 2019 | In: The Consumer, TV & Radio | Comment


Jeffrey Epstein: Prince Andrew and an obsession with holes

Jeffrey Epstein is the BBC’s “shamed financier Jeffrey Epstein”. But he wasn’t was he? We’ve no clue if Epstein felt shame for molesting underage girls. And we know that after … (read more)

Posted: 21st, August 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Tabloids | Comment


Prince Harry to be replaced by a tree

The official photo harry

Prince Harry, an occasional user of airline fuels in his efforts to save the planet from man-made global warming, could be replaced by a tree. No need … (read more)

Posted: 20th, August 2019 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment


Brexit: melting London saved by a new Berlin airlift

Can private jets save us from Brexit? “Operation Yellowhammer”, the super-secret, highly confidential document prepared by Her Majesty’s civil service that we’ve all seen in the Sunday Times outlines the … (read more)

Posted: 20th, August 2019 | In: News, Politicians | Comment


Transfer balls: Arsenal to flog Shkodran Mustafi to Roma for £23m and a year of relief

Arsenal are fighting to keep hold of their brilliant Germany international defender Shkodran Mustafi, 27. Roma want to take the brutally underpaid player (£90,000 a week) on a year-long loan … (read more)

Posted: 20th, August 2019 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment


Jeffrey Epstein: Release the tabloid dogs lest Prince Andrew slip away

The better news for Prince Andrew is that the New of The World’s death came long before Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide by committee in a New York jail. The convicted … (read more)

Posted: 20th, August 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment


How to apologise for Brexit

Why are public figures so bad at apologising? Brexit is a mess. Are we leaving? Why can’t politicians just own up and say: we were utterly shocked by the … (read more)

Posted: 20th, August 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment


Cancel Culture is killing democracy

If you don’t like it, you don’t need to watch it. This idea of voting with your feet, or eyeballs, works well in a country like the UK, where there’s … (read more)

Posted: 19th, August 2019 | In: News | Comment


The Beatus Facundus: beautifying good and evil

We’ve not witnessed the end of the world. So the rich industry in predicting it continues. One day it really will be all over, the huge whimper triggering the race … (read more)

Posted: 19th, August 2019 | In: Books, Key Posts | Comment


Childhood is dead

On the beach in lovely Dorset, I saw a party of school children. They were all dressed in high-vis jackets. All the adults around them were early middle-aged women dressed … (read more)

Posted: 19th, August 2019 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment


$2.3 million worth of illegal marijuana pizza topping seized in California

Only the right kind of marijuana is legal in California. The wrong kind remains illegal – like the $2.3 million worth of marijuana seized in San Diego. US customs have … (read more)

Posted: 19th, August 2019 | In: News | Comment


Mike Tyson : marijuana marketing and short-term memory loss

Mike Tyson smokes a lot of marijuana. When former boxer told listeners to his Hotboxin’ with Mike Tyson podcast that he and co-host, former NFL player Eben Britton, burn about 10 tons … (read more)

Posted: 15th, August 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, The Consumer | Comment


Transfer balls: Alderweireld rockets down

The BBC says Tottenham’s Belgium defender Toby Alderweireld, 30, will leave on a free transfer at the season’s end. The Sun backs up this news. That’s the same Sun which … (read more)

Posted: 14th, August 2019 | In: Back pages, Sports, Spurs | Comment


Sydney terror attack : four lads with a milk crate and never forgetting Ignacio Echeverría

Apparently Mert Ney, the man at the centre of the Sydney stabbing, might have yelled “Allahu Akbar”. Some observers say the 21-year-old man’s pronunciation suggests he is unfamiliar with the phrase. … (read more)

Posted: 13th, August 2019 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment


Sarah Silverman fired for making jokes in blackface in 2007

Who need context in the age of offence taking? American comic Sarah Silverman told listeners to The Bill Simmons Podcast about how the knowing came for her. She once posed … (read more)

Posted: 13th, August 2019 | In: Celebrities, News | Comment