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Fill your kinky boots on porn while you can, gels and guys. The Government is getting ready to collect the lot in a giant carrier bag (recycled) … (read more)

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Posted: 25th, March 2019 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment

Biased media: Tabloids say British Pakistanis are a threat to national security

On the Daily Star’s page 2 a story about “British kids” being taken to Pakistan “and enrolled in chilling extremist summer schools”. These schools offer a “glorified version of jihad”. … (read more)

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Posted: 25th, March 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Tabloids | Comment

Uri Gellar : he can’t save Michael Jackson but he can stop Brexit

Renowned spoon bender Uri Geller says he can stop Brexit with the power of this mind – just as he’s stopped Jeremy Corbyn becoming Prime Minister.

Geller’s powers are mighty … (read more)

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Posted: 23rd, March 2019 | In: Celebrities, Politicians, Strange But True | Comment

Man jailed for removing customer’s ear and nipples without anaesthetic

“He stated that had he known it was illegal, he would never have had the procedure because he certainly was not that desperate to have his ear removed,” Mr Grieves-Smith … (read more)

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Posted: 21st, March 2019 | In: Strange But True | Comment

After Christchurch: Don’t worry Jacinda the killer’s name will soon be forgotten

When fans of West Ham United taunt Spurs’ ‘Yid Army’ with the chant ‘He’s coming for you, he’s coming for you, we won’t say his name, but he’s coming for … (read more)

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Posted: 21st, March 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment

Donald Trump: John McCain still hasn’t thanked me for his funeral

US President Donald Trump ‘has attacked the late Senator John McCain, complaining that he “didn’t get a thank you” for his state funeral.” So says the BBC. McCain never talked … (read more)

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Posted: 21st, March 2019 | In: News, Politicians | Comment

Lottery winner Ade Goodchild saves us from Brexit

You can’t come out from under there yet. And go easy on those provisions you’ve stored and planned to live on until March 29 when you could re-emerge into society. … (read more)

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Posted: 21st, March 2019 | In: Key Posts, Money, News, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment

Brexit: Corbyn shows the humiliated 90% what they’re missing

Do you want to leave the EU?

Corbyn: I want to have a serous relationship with the EU.

That’s not what I asked.

Corbyn: I know it’s not what you asked but it’s what I’m trying to help you say. #Ridge pic.twitter.com/vCpdfebaeX

— Ben (@Jamin2g) March 17, 2019

In the latest news, a poll conducted by Sky discovers that 90% of us consider the handling of negotiations with the EU a “national humiliation”. Seven percent of mouth breathers … (read more)

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Posted: 20th, March 2019 | In: Politicians | Comment

What racism? Raheem Sterling becomes the tabloids’ role model

In a tribute to Jadon Sancho, the England and Borussia Dortmund winger, the Sun’s Martin Blackburn says Raheem Sterling might be “something of a role model” to the tyro. Writing … (read more)

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Posted: 20th, March 2019 | In: Back pages, Manchester City, News, Sports, Tabloids | Comment

Brexit: Operation Yellowhammer replaces Operation Glasshammer

Finally something new in the Brexit shambles. The Daily Telegraph leads with Brexit, telling readers that unless Theresa May and her minions agree a new date for the UK leaving … (read more)

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Posted: 20th, March 2019 | In: News | Comment

Madeleine McCann: the international Belgian paedo mob

The News: What you missed (but didn’t) / what we already know / and a big maybe

Now that Madeleine McCann is back in the news thanks to a Netflix docu-drama, … (read more)

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Posted: 19th, March 2019 | In: Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comment

John Bercow v Brexit: you sweet beautiful man

Daily Mail

John Bercow is the “smug Speaker” (Sun) who yelled “Bollocks to Brexit” (see Mrs Bercow’s bumper sticker) who “ambushed” (Mail) the Prime Minister’s Brexit deal. Bercow, the House of … (read more)

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Posted: 19th, March 2019 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment