Anorak | The Ginger Pimpernel: Prince Harry Is Everywhere

The Ginger Pimpernel: Prince Harry Is Everywhere

by | 29th, May 2007

princeharry1.jpg IS that really Prince Harry on his own in a Bristol nightclub? (Pic: The Spine )

The Sun thinks so, inviting readers to observe “Harry no-mates” as he takes in the sights and smells of Bristol’s Syndicate nightspot.

An eyewitness tells us: “He didn’t leave until gone 3am. He was all alone from what I could see, apart from his three bodyguards. He was drinking a small Coke. I couldn’t tell if it was mixed with anything.

“He didn’t seem drunk compared to other photos I’ve seen of him when he’s out. In fact he was very well behaved.”

We review the evidence. We study the grainy pictures. And we begin to think. Whisper it lest the enemy get wind that this is not the real Harry.

Anorak’s plan to recruit a Ronald McDonald Army of Harrys is moving on apace. The Sun has played its part admirably, broadcasting pictures of ‘Harry’ alone, sober, not sticking his hand down a girl’s top and not smoking a Cromwell Carrot. The unnamed witness plays

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