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Lindsay Lohan’s Kooky Hollywood Mum Dina

by | 24th, July 2007

dinalohan.jpg LINDSAY Lohan is between rehab centres. She’s been arrested. We have seen Lindsay’s father. Read about him here . Now 14 and Holy Candy take a look at the mother. It’s the Hollywood dream.

As 14 writes:

Today’s post written by one of my favorite bloggers, Candy from Holy Candy. Dina Lohan, mom-ager extraordinaire, is many things: an enabler; cleavage advocate; fame-seeker; imaginary Rockette; and, of course, white people’s answer to Oprah . But don’t you dare call her Lindsay’s mother.

Dina tells Harper’s Bazaar she’s more like a sister to Lindsay hitting the clubs with her and wearing her hand-me-downs and sometimes introduces herself as her daughter’s personal assistant. She even once lied about her identity to none other than George Clooney. “I don’t want them to know I’m her mom,” she said. “It’s a whole ‘nother demographic. People just go dark.”

Don’t worry, Dina! It’s our little secret.

No word on whether George took the cougar bait; however, Dina continues to take Hollywood by storm. The 44-year-old (ssshhh!) hasn’t let her daughter’s li’l DUI debacle or any semblance of maternal instincts diminish her love for the spotlight. Nope, the intermittently

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