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Chanelle Back In Big Brother House

by | 8th, August 2007

channelle.jpg “CHANELLE BACK IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.”

So begins the Star’s take on world news. “Shock vote sees babe return to take on Ziggy.”

What’s this? A vote that even Davina McCall didn’t yell about? Did Big Brother viewers vote at 50pence-a-minute o.n.o. to take Chanelle back in the house?

No. The vote is of the Star’s design. “SHOULD CHANELLE RETURN TO THE SHOW?” The paper asks the questions. Readers are afforded only two options: Yes and No.

We would plump for “maybe”, which would require a vote for yes and a one for no, or us not voting at all.

Chanelle is in limbo. And she’s in a black bikini with a hand placed over the cup of her right breast.

But we have seen enough. Amy has assured us that we have seen plenty. And Amy is up for the chop.

And if her career demands it, Amy will be very possibly be up for the scalpel and the airbag injection. Her talent are weighty but in the dog-eat-dog world of glamour

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