Raising Children With Britney Spears: A Study

IT cannot be denied that Britney Spears’ halcyon days were had at school.

Those magical times dressed in knee-high white socks, plaid skirt and pigtails marked the apogee of the Spears oeuvre.

It was much the same for many of us, and Anorak can recall striking a fine boundary for the First XI and retiring to the club house to the gentle applause of the team and the offer of ‘Opening Buns’. Great days.

But now Britney is bigger in reputation but so much less in ability and schoolgirl glee. Dressed in a pair of fishnet tights and a stripy bra and knickers twin-set, with pearl necklace, Spears illustrates the headline: “LESBIAN BRITNEY TRIED TO BED US TOO.”

Readers learn that Britney “lusted” after two nannies at her Beverley Hills mansion.
Inside and the headline trumpets: “BRIT STRUTS AROUND HER HOME NAKED LUSTING FOR LESBIAN SEX.”

Yesterday, readers learnt that Britney was caught “fondling” her former PA Shannon Funk in a “topless pool romp”.

And now these two nannies. We aren’t told their names, and Ms Funk is a hard act to follow.

All we get is the claims that Britney tells her sons they were “mistakes”, has tried to have Sean Preston’s teeth whitened, pumps them with fizzy drinks and coffee with cream and keeps them up late so they will lie in.

This all sounds less than organic but not so shocking, not given that the children have nannies on tap.

At least when they are not talking to the press…

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Anorak

Posted: 16th, August 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink