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Chelsea’s Roman Abramovich Does Not See The Light

by | 4th, September 2007

abramovich.jpg THEY say he sleeps upside down with his head in pot of molten gold.

They say his London home is powered by 2,000 eunuchs chewing on white tigers’ testicles.

They say Roman Abramovich did enter the Andrew Martin shop in Walton Street, South Kensington and try to buy a lamp.

He offered his polonium

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