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Britney Spears’ Tum Deal At MTV Awards

by | 11th, September 2007

spears_l.jpg BRITNEY Spears has always depended on the kindness of strangers. Or stringers, given that since giving full throat to the pleasures of domestic violence, Britney has existed only in the media.

But remaining in the limelight is no easy thing. To do so Britney needs a new talent.

If music is no longer her thing, much less dancing, she needs to: be available and knickerless (check), have children (check), juggle her life with her children, literally (check), do something with her hair, such as put it in a paper bag (check), go into rehab (check).

Having trod fame’s stepping stones, Spears’ options are dwindling. She can now either a) date Pete Doherty (possibly meeting him in rehab); b) become a UN goodwill ambassador; c) adopt a child; d) go to prison; or d) put on weight.
As the Sun shows on its front page, Spears has opted for ‘d’.

In “Brit is the Pits” the paper looks on a Spears appears at the MTV Awards in Las Vegas.
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